Sweet dumpster score.

[L Heckman]

For the first time ever, I found "Garlic
and Basil" bread in the Wheatfields
bakery dumpster. Delicious. Whole
cloves of garlic are baked into the bread
itself, so it's got this nice, savory taste.

[THRAKNAAAARRRRR]

yes!!

[L Heckman]

Man, I sound like Martha Stewart in that post. Or a shill for Wheatfields bread.

Anyway, possum that was in the same dumpster tonight, definitely not so sweet.

[justin anxiety]

what? the possum din't taste savory?

did you even give it a good taste?

[L Heckman]

This guy here, folks, he's the next Johnny Carson.