HEY DUDES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

[christopher befort]

ok, this just happened, it belongs here:

i just finished doing some "odd jobs" for flannery's mom. when i got home, a shower sounded great. so, i got something cold to drink, and i got undressed, but my mom jumped in the shower right before me. we have two showers at my parent's haus, but you know...they don't work at the same time, we aren't european or something...anyway, so i had this record on by this drunken rocknroll band called DISFEAR, and i was thinking, "man, i'm exhausted and starving, and i can't wait to take a shower...and hey, this band is awesome...and hey, there's a bag of weed!" my brother Bloodmeat the Impure had a friend over, so i didn't have to worry about leading his impressionable self down a spiral of drug use, and my mom and her friend were making some food, so i was hitting this excellent bowl in my old room, and i was getting really into this Disfear record, there's this song i was totally rockin that has this sing along part that goes, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING!! NO!!! NOT ANYMORE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING! NO!! I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!" and man, that's sweet. I was like, "yeah, take that mom and dad, i'm smoking weed in ya'llz house"

THEN, I GOT CAUGHT BY MY PARENTS, NAKED, SMOKING WEED AND ROCKIN' "DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
of course, i didn't get in any trouble, except that my mom made fun of me, a lot. AND RIGHTLY SO!
dinner!

[greg]

at least you were listening to some good jams...

[smellygirl]

I remember laughing at harold and kumar go to white castle while I was stoned and getting really embarassed because I was pretty sure it wasnt as funny as I was thinking it was at the time

[deathspike]

yeah!! that was awesome!! that was pretty much my first time too. shit, those dinosaur noises made me laugh harder than anything.

my first time was actually at my sister's house in st louis with audrey on our weekend of being badasses....it didn't really make me feel anything that time, though, but it was still pretty sweet.

best movie about weed...i think i'm gonna have to go with 'Friday'

[huston]

The first time i smoked weed i was 14. My best friends were these two metal hesher kids and we listed to Deicide and Obituary. We had long hair and rode skateboards. Damn, I was so much cooler then. Around the same time i got arrested for shoplifting Star Wars action figures from Hy-Vee!!!

The LAST time i smoked weed was with some of the Robots (i think, i was really trashed) at some house show were I drank too much Camo 900. ad astra per aspera played and i decided it was my job to sell their shirts/cds. I ended up passed out in Westport surrounded by trash from the Jerusalem Cafe hummus truck and Sun Fresh sushi ... i was halfway in my car and halfway hanging out of it parked across like three spots. I'm lucky i didn't get in more trouble.

[smellygirl]

aaron, I do however remember the last time I saw you when you were drunk and you were all passed out on the person's porch flat out on your face

that was hilarious

[mookie]

shit, i don't remember the first time i smoked weed. it was probably unremarkable. but there were a few times when i've done weird shit when high. in columbus, ohio, i gradually got naked over the course of what seemed like ten hours in a hotel room with like 12 people in it and kept walking from the bed to the bathroom and back. i stepped, naked, over flannery a lot of times. i'm still sorry, flan. later, ben summers had to put my pants back on me.
i took acid for the first time during a lunch break at plaza academy and then went back to class and demanded to go to art class instead of history. and i built a house inside the art room out of foamboard, yarn and nails.

[huston]

smellygirl said:

aaron, I do however remember the last time I saw you when you were drunk and you were all passed out on the person's porch flat out on your face

that was hilarious

that was the night that me and the other paige ate a marijuana cigarette. pot just makes me pass out immediately.